What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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