- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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