What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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