Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Republicans

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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