- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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