- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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