If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Oh, go away

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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