- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower