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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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