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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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