- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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