- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??