What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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HOLY COW!

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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