- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

ure mama's so fat

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

I'm HIV positive.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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