AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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ecks! why zee?

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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This is funny.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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