you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

i just wrote this so hard

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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