ecks! why zee?

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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You were born.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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