- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

The Moon Landing.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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