- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Want to hear a joke? No.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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