- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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A child walks into a classroom.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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