what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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