- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Obama

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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