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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

My Butthole.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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