What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Where's my tractor?

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Chicken

osama bin laden is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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