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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

an american walks out of a strip club.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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