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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What do you do at a club? You club.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Your mam is so fat.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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