- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Your Mom The End.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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