What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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