- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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