- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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