What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Abortion.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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