- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Your Mom The End.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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