- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Dumbledore dies.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Matthew Baker

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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