- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Pickles

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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