- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

all the kids had fun

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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