You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what do you call a black guy african american

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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