- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Jewwy Jewstein

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Abortion.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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