A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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