Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Asian women drivers...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's worse than this That :(

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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