There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Your mom.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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