- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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