Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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