- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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