what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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