Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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