- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!