- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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