- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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