So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Women's Rights

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