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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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