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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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