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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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