2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A woman wears a dress.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

You having friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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