What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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THE GAME.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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