What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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