- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

National security?

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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