How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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