Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Anti Joke

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