- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Urban ghettos

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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