Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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