What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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