What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What is life? Paul.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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