- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

I forgot what i was gonna say

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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