- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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