How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Emily Walker.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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