- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

I don't believe in giraffes.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

John Cena

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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