- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's your guys names?

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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