(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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