Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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