- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats two plus two Four!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

so how about that irline food

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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