- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Jersey Shore.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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