- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Hello penis

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

penis in the camel

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Skinny people fart less.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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