- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A seal walks into a club.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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