why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Anti Joke

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