- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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