- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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