Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Where are you going Your house

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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