What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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