knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A hill billy went fishing

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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