Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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