In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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