- Anti Joke

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.