- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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