hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Hi.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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