- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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