How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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