Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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YOU

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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