- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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