- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

guy walks into a bar, ouch

the midget went to the midget store

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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