- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A midget walked under a bar.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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