Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Anti Joke

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