why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

im @ work, LOL.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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