What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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