- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Golf.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are red, yup.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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