- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

poop.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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