- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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