why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What is funnier than 24 69

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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your mom is so fat.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Anti Joke

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