knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

whats black and strange a paki

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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