- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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