- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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