- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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