- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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