I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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PENIS that is all

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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belly button

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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non poop

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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