Should a pole bump an alarm?

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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