- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man watches football.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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