I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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