- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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