- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

WOMENS RIGHTS

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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