4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Irish sobriety

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Anti Joke

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