- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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