-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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