- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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