- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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