A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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You having friends.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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charlie sheen

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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