Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What's your guys names?

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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