- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Dwight Howard

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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