- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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