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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

No soup for you!

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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