I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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