- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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