- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Santa isn't real

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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