- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Canadians

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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