What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Your Mom

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is green and slow Grass.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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