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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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