Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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