- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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