- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Women's rights

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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