- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Knock knock Go away

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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