- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Penis

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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