Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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