- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A van drives into a car.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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