- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Abortion.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what does a chair look like? a chair.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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