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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

2 black kids walk into school

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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