- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Abortion.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, yup.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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