There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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