how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

I am quite mature.

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