How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

SUCK MY NUTS

the lemon was sweet.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Men

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

I have suicidal thoughts

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Anti Joke

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