- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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