What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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