Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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