- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Democracy.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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