did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Caramel Boing.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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