So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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