What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Your mother is so fat.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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