Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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scientology.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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