- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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