- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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