I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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